Is McLaren here. Today is a spooky day. Mummy gots all dressed up ascary and made me and Laser afraids. Here’s my face when I first saws her like it.
So ‘cos she’s all scaried up. I thoughts I’d tells yous a scaredy story that happened to Laser and I a few months ago. Yous might has to stop reading here ifs yous have a not so goods with frights.
It was all dark ins the house and very, very into the hoomin sleepy time. Mummy was in bed and Laser and I, we’s was asleep on the landing. I was asleeping likes dis, but it was more darker and on the landing – Mummy says is hard to get a photo ins the dark, so this will has to do.
Wells it was all silent and there was no sounds or nuffin’.
THEN. All of a suddenly, a big monster appeareded in the dark on the landing befores us. I was asleeping hard (see above photie for reference) but Laser was awokered by the noise and she jumpered a million miles in the air and chargered down the stairs which wokered me up.
I jumpered through the banister and followed Laser because she is smarts and hides from the scary things weller than I do.
We hids in the lounge on the sofa and huggled up together to tries to stop being afright but we could hear the monster cackling upstairs and moving about.
We decided we’s should be more brave because Mummy was upstairs still and she didn’t know there was a monster. We creepered back up the stairs and peepied round the bathroom door where the light was and the monster.
But guess what! We didn’t find a monster. We found Mummy and she was laughing at us a lot. She said “Haha silly billy’s it was just Mummy!”
She hads got up for a pee and forgots to turn on the lights, which normally wakes us up that shes coming.
Did I scares you? I hopes not too much. Mummy says it’s Hallowe’en and scaring people is OK today though, so I hope you have a good and scary day.