McLaren here again. I’ve been busy prackelsting this week.
Mummy informed me that I should be able to jump about five or six times my length. I measureded against Laser and that means she can jumps further than me, which definitely isn’t fair, so I decided to learns to jump furtherer than she can.
I’ve even be prackelsting dives in my sleep. I thinks I would be good at diving ifs I didn’t mind the water.
Also, I haves a fear of falling. Laser can jumps from the bed in Mummy’s room to the Windysill. I’m to ascared of doing that and missing, so’s I always climb off the bed and jumps up to the windy after. Laser says that is a lots of effort and I should mancat up.
I aksed Mr Cosy Bear for some advice on being the manly boy and he says that I shoulds just be myselfs. He says that I dons need to be brave because Mummy loves me and that when I cames along Mummy stop using him as a warmer because I dos the warming now.
I felts a little bad for Mr Cosy Bear, but he has Laser now as his girlfriend (ewwww. icky cooties!) and so I decided to stop learning to spring afar and keep Mummy’s legs warm, because that makers her happy and when Mummy is happy I’m a purry boy. That’s my true calling.
Mummy has also been playing lots of pockermons lately. She named her Eevee furriend after Laser and named the mister who is her friend in the game after me. Sometimes I has to remind her to plays with the reals me and Laser though, because she gets very caughts up in it.
Do you play games with your kitties? Because it’s fun to share the funs.